What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Moonraker

-All the bad guys are black.

The Roman Empire at the time of Christ kept meticulous records. Why then, is there no record of the trial of Jesus?

Live and Let Die

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Man with the Golden Gun

If you were to bet, will Canada bend over to Trump's America demands or remain inflexible until the last day of his Presidency on January 20, 2029? Will America or Canada win this geopolitical arm-wrestling? I'm rooting for America.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Isn't it great that we have an incoming president who is embracing ideas from the past like manifest destiny? Isn't it greater that Trump is willing to get us more territory and land?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

How can one learn to talk frankly?

A View to a Kill

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What are some photos of masturbation?

Diamonds Are Forever

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Dr No

What’s the best way to get over someone you love?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Ah so!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

How is cultural invasion being carried out by Bollywood?

Goldfinger

-J W Pepper

Octopussy

What is your craziest college sex story?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What is the experience of wearing a school uniform every day? Do people typically get used to it or dislike it?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do I sweat so much? I’m 17 but I feel like I always need to re-apply deodorant and I am always self-conscious that I smell because I feel sweat under my arms.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What is your worst experience in life?

-”She is very sexyful!”

From Russia With Love

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.